1/10. No DK in it. Who the heck is Diddy Kong?
9/10 because it has DK in it. I had to shed a point off because they do force Diddy on you. I want to just see DK on the screen. However, it’s still a beloved classic that does DK justice.
2/10. Made by people who made DK but no DK in it so I wasn’t impressed.
Ask me to review a game and I’ll use my background knowledge of DK to review it. GO!
Thank the crystal coconut.
“I want an anime with strong female characters”
“i want an anime about the power of teamwork”
“i want an anime with masculine characters who aren’t afraid to express emotional pain”
“i want an anime with intense fight scenes”
“i want an anime with great animation”
“i want an anime with well-written, believable villains”
“i want an anime with—”
“i want an anime—”
reasons cranky should be in smash:



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Donkey Kong 64 | DK Rap
Thank
Aw man lost 2 dongers in just an hour. Sad day for an ape.
Why did Frozen win the Oscars and not Donkey Kong Country?
This is an outrage
- constantly makes advances towards Candy Kong, his only employee, who is both (presumably) monoamorous and taken
- tried to emotionally manipulate people to love him after falsely believing that he had only a week to live
- stole the crystal coconut just to use it for himself
- tried to destroy…
Anyone else have Donkey Thwomp Country on SNES?