I love how Donkey Kong isn’t even evil he’s just an asshole to Mario
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is all building up to the Donkey Kong Country TV Show. Mark my words.
tmcb:
HE’S FINALLY BACK
TO KICK SOME TAIL
IF HE SHOOTS YA (AAAH), HE’LL
tfw a bad caption or other addition ruins a good post
Also if you think about it, Donkey Kong Country is like Game of Thrones. There’s incest and kingdoms angry at each other. Eddie could be a white walker.
Nothing to do with DK but I am loving the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection. I never played Metal Gear Solid before other than Metal Gear Rising (fun game but not a MGS game) and I’m loving the series. I finished MGS2 and am in the middle of MGS3. Really cool series. 
so they revealed pictures of some upcoming nintendo merchandise, and i’m dying
it looks like they just sculpted a figure of an expand dong macro
someone at nintendo approved this for mass release
Is that a Donkey Kong Ganmen??
I never played a Fire Emblem game but I’m happy Captain Falcon is back. Maybe I’ll pick up Fire Emblem Awakening sometime. Dixie and King K Rool (Bluster a bonus) need to get announced already.
I really want a Donkey Kong character to make an appearance but if not I hope it’s Rayman.
I am here today to make a special announcement. I am planning DongCon and you get a free hour in the banana pit.

and that’s rich

fuck
Sorry to say Kermit lover, it’s Donkey Kong time!
can’t we all get along