reasons cranky should be in smash:



no
Donkey Kong 64 | DK Rap
Thank
Aw man lost 2 dongers in just an hour. Sad day for an ape.
Why did Frozen win the Oscars and not Donkey Kong Country?
This is an outrage
- constantly makes advances towards Candy Kong, his only employee, who is both (presumably) monoamorous and taken
- tried to emotionally manipulate people to love him after falsely believing that he had only a week to live
- stole the crystal coconut just to use it for himself
- tried to destroy…
Anyone else have Donkey Thwomp Country on SNES?
I AM LAGHING SO FUCKNG HARD THAT I MIGH T THROW UP
smash direct predictions:
cranky
Bananas, bananas, bananas, I always got bananas on the brain.