Donkey Kong 64 | DK Rap
Thank
Aw man lost 2 dongers in just an hour. Sad day for an ape.
Why did Frozen win the Oscars and not Donkey Kong Country?
This is an outrage
- constantly makes advances towards Candy Kong, his only employee, who is both (presumably) monoamorous and taken
- tried to emotionally manipulate people to love him after falsely believing that he had only a week to live
- stole the crystal coconut just to use it for himself
- tried to destroy…
Anyone else have Donkey Thwomp Country on SNES?
I AM LAGHING SO FUCKNG HARD THAT I MIGH T THROW UP
smash direct predictions:
cranky
Bananas, bananas, bananas, I always got bananas on the brain.
dkctropicalcheese replied to your post: OH NO!!! I DIDN’T REBLOG JUTS REMEMBER…
FUCK i didn’t either
we are failures
we have forgotten this ap-
what is that noise
OH MY GOODNESS
HE’S HERE
GREAT UNFORGETTABLE LORD PLEASE SPARE ME IT WAS A SIMPLE MISHAP THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN DON-
OH NO YOU’RE NOT GONNA
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Yes…..
I kame, I saw, I kongered with dong.