so they revealed pictures of some upcoming nintendo merchandise, and i’m dying
it looks like they just sculpted a figure of an expand dong macro
someone at nintendo approved this for mass release
Is that a Donkey Kong Ganmen??
I never played a Fire Emblem game but I’m happy Captain Falcon is back. Maybe I’ll pick up Fire Emblem Awakening sometime. Dixie and King K Rool (Bluster a bonus) need to get announced already.
I really want a Donkey Kong character to make an appearance but if not I hope it’s Rayman.
I am here today to make a special announcement. I am planning DongCon and you get a free hour in the banana pit.

and that’s rich

fuck
Sorry to say Kermit lover, it’s Donkey Kong time!
can’t we all get along
When you joke about something in a video game and it actually fucking happens
turns out there’s a lot I don’t remember about this show