Tumblr just announced they’re banning every fandom but the donkey kong fandom so you fucking weeabos and superwholockians better get ready for a new age
We’re not going anywhere Junior.
Sorry fucking nerd it’s Donkey kong time
ORAS comes out
“ah finally we can stop asking for remakes for a bit”
*1 second later*
“where’s sinnoh”

i wasn’t expecting this
Bayonetta could have benefit from having the weave move turn into DK’s fist or dong rather than Bowser’s fist.
does donkey kong ever get the urge to kill
sometimes
Merry Christmas.
(actually I slapped this together less than an hour before dec. 26 in my timezone)
He has no style. He has no grace. And when he’s tall, he’s what we call a dinosaur sensation.