Thank the crystal coconut.
“I want an anime with strong female characters”
“i want an anime about the power of teamwork”
“i want an anime with masculine characters who aren’t afraid to express emotional pain”
“i want an anime with intense fight scenes”
“i want an anime with great animation”
“i want an anime with well-written, believable villains”
“i want an anime with—”
“i want an anime—”
reasons cranky should be in smash:



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Donkey Kong 64 | DK Rap
Thank
Aw man lost 2 dongers in just an hour. Sad day for an ape.
Why did Frozen win the Oscars and not Donkey Kong Country?
This is an outrage
- constantly makes advances towards Candy Kong, his only employee, who is both (presumably) monoamorous and taken
- tried to emotionally manipulate people to love him after falsely believing that he had only a week to live
- stole the crystal coconut just to use it for himself
- tried to destroy…
Anyone else have Donkey Thwomp Country on SNES?
I AM LAGHING SO FUCKNG HARD THAT I MIGH T THROW UP