wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:
Lanky swims through walls
(Lanky’s face in that first image was an accident!)
he has no style
he has no grace
this Kong can transcend space
DK will return after these messages.
DK is still dead. Happy Halloween.
i wanted to find a freddy freaker twitter, but the first one i open up, the first post is anti-semitic garbage.
DK isn’t racist against crocodiles despite them stealing his bananas, and Vector somehow understands gorilla noises
this is my brOTP
DK’s in this is goinna be bananas
i can’t believe donkey kong is fucking dead and haunts congo bongo as a ghost. goodnight sweet prince
rest in fucking pieces, you bodacious ape, you
i can’t believe donkey kong is fucking dead and haunts congo bongo as a ghost. goodnight sweet prince
Please, god, let me meet her. All I want is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet, and shy, and my age, too. She’s the first member of the DK crew