BONZI BUDDY DRAWS THE DICKS
Awkward Donkey Kong Photos
A collection of weird pictures from the world of Donkey Kong because why not? BANANA SLAMMAH!
All around me are familiar faces,
Worn out places, worn out faces,
Bright and early for the daily races,
Going nowhere, going nowhere,
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow,
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the weird shit I find on eBay and Marktplaats (a much more lenient Dutch equivalent to eBay); DK edition
What? …What? (To be fair, 2 Brothers on the 4th Floor sung the Dutch title song for the TV show, but everything else, I have no clue about.)
Seems legit.
durrrrrnkey kurrrrng
a classic
no but his eyes man
Introducing the newest character; Toadsworth Kong
Guys guys guys, a friend of mine managed to take a picture of the elusive Chunky Kong assist trophy! Here it is in all its glory. It’s a little off-focus, but I’m sure you’ll agree that this definitely, positively confirms that Chunky is in the game.
A rare glimpse of the wild chunkus kongus in it’s natural habitat. Notice his concerted efforts to keep the back of his appalling checkerboard vest out of sight of oncoming predators.
A magnificent creature.
