Awkward Donkey Kong Photos

peardian:

Metal-head Donkey Kong
Released: Sep. 28, 2015 Type: Fighter (DK) Game: Donkey Kong Country (TV Series)
What can I say? I was bored. This is by far the dumbest thing I have made to date, and despite it being mostly a joke, I still put as much effort into as my other model projects. If you’re not familiar with this metal monstrosity, you should watch this video.
Unlike my usual stuff, this model was made specifically for the purpose of being a Brawl hack, and the proportions were made to fit Brawl-DK’s bone structure rather than human-like proportions seen in the TV show. I tried to stick to the show design as close as I could, including the unrealistic shoulder joints and gratuitous clipping. The hands and feet were taken directly from the Brawl model to ensure that they work perfectly. The entire model was finished in a single day, though the textures were finished over several weeks. Before anyone points it out, I omitted the on/off switch on purpose, since it is only seen when Cranky Kong first activates the robot.

Metal-head Donkey Kong

Released: Sep. 28, 2015
Type: Fighter (DK)
Game: Donkey Kong Country (TV Series)

What can I say? I was bored. This is by far the dumbest thing I have made to date, and despite it being mostly a joke, I still put as much effort into as my other model projects. If you’re not familiar with this metal monstrosity, you should watch this video.

Unlike my usual stuff, this model was made specifically for the purpose of being a Brawl hack, and the proportions were made to fit Brawl-DK’s bone structure rather than human-like proportions seen in the TV show. I tried to stick to the show design as close as I could, including the unrealistic shoulder joints and gratuitous clipping. The hands and feet were taken directly from the Brawl model to ensure that they work perfectly. The entire model was finished in a single day, though the textures were finished over several weeks. Before anyone points it out, I omitted the on/off switch on purpose, since it is only seen when Cranky Kong first activates the robot.

THE BLUSTER KONG EULOGY

dekobee:

As you might have heard, the great ape Bluster “The Benevolent” Kong (pictured above) has passed away. It is a truly sad day. Let us recap some of the highlights of his life:

When he poured a possibly illegal substance on the ground.

When he transformed into his most powerful form, the demigod Leo Luster.

And when his power level reached over 9000.

R.I.P Bluster Kong

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durbikins:

TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG
TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG
TUUUUURRRRRRBBBOOOOOOOOO CCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGEEEEEEEEEDDD DDDDOOOOOOONNNKEEEEEEEEEEYYYY KOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG
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TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG
TURBOCHARGEDDONKEYKONG
TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG
TURBO DO-ONG
TURBO DONEY KONG CHARGED DONKEY KONG TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO
WHAT THE FU-
TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG

Metal-head Donkey Kong

THE BLUSTER KONG EULOGY

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TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG

TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG

TUUUUURRRRRRBBBOOOOOOOOO CCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGEEEEEEEEEDDD DDDDOOOOOOONNNKEEEEEEEEEEYYYY KOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG

TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR TUR

TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG

TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG

TURBO DO-ONG

TURBO DONEY KONG CHARGED DONKEY KONG TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO

WHAT THE FU-

TURBO CHARGED DONKEY KONG