dolphinshoals asked:
C'mon, DK, doesn't this sound sweet?
Awkward Donkey Kong Photos
A collection of weird pictures from the world of Donkey Kong because why not? BANANA SLAMMAH!
wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:
damn hoos dat sexy beast #swagg
hay man
I have such clean pores.
Do I really look like that?
Anonymous asked:
I feel so sorry want a banana
Thank
Aw man lost 2 dongers in just an hour. Sad day for an ape.
- constantly makes advances towards Candy Kong, his only employee, who is both (presumably) monoamorous and taken
- tried to emotionally manipulate people to love him after falsely believing that he had only a week to live
- stole the crystal coconut just to use it for himself
- tried to destroy…
