my friend best friend sent me a snes game…dkc4 it was covered in deepredblood. i thoguht knothing of it……….no sooner had I put the game in my copmputer that ODD things began to happen. tnis must be a romhack….i thought. suddenly an ungodly shape appeared in my game. i was trembling but it was just game. then it happened. uh eh uh e uh e dark kong screamed swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. it wast just a game but also real life!!! and i screamed but it was too late…i am dead now and if you dont reblog soon you will too
Not Donkey Kong but this looks really cool. It looks like all the Rambi Sections from Donkey Kong Country but it’s a game and it’s made by the people that made Pokemon yet isn’t on a Nintendo console. Check it out.
In my dream last night Bluster Kong was playable in Fire Emblem Awakening. Maybe if we petition Nintendo enough they’ll include him in the upcoming installment in the series… My state’s motto is “With Bluster Kong All Things Are Possible” after all.
Tumblr just announced they’re banning every fandom but the donkey kong fandom so you fucking weeabos and superwholockians better get ready for a new age
