astralobservatory: I bring you my first life update in a while: I’ve made an important discovery. For many years we’ve discussed the teeth of one particular ape. Why, in some art and animation, is Donkey Kong flashing those pearly whites yet in other art and animation we are forced to stare into a black abyss? Sadly today I do not have the answer for you. All I can provide is further contradictory evidence of the existence of teeth within the ape’s mouth. What further secrets are we to find, how mysterious really is this so named “Donkey”, what more is there to discover? Donkey Kong’s victory teeth may be dentures, or perhaps retractable such as shown by Toothless in How to Train Your Dragon. I leave this up to you, the witnesses of these disappearing teeth in one singular game.

astralobservatory:

I bring you my first life update in a while: I’ve made an important discovery. For many years we’ve discussed the teeth of one particular ape. Why, in some art and animation, is Donkey Kong flashing those pearly whites yet in other art and animation we are forced to stare into a black abyss? Sadly today I do not have the answer for you. All I can provide is further contradictory evidence of the existence of teeth within the ape’s mouth. What further secrets are we to find, how mysterious really is this so named “Donkey”, what more is there to discover? Donkey Kong’s victory teeth may be dentures, or perhaps retractable such as shown by Toothless in How to Train Your Dragon. I leave this up to you, the witnesses of these disappearing teeth in one singular game.